http://blog.marcd.com/2009/02/20/overwhelming-the-emerging-risks/ Everything's Wonderful Until the Risk "Shows Up"! Sun, 05 Sep 2010 18:56:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 http://blog.marcd.com/2009/02/20/overwhelming-the-emerging-risks/#comment-4506 Marc DiGiorgio, CIC, ARM, ARM-P, AIS Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:32:22 +0000 http://blog.marcd.com/2009/02/20/overwhelming-the-emerging-risks/#comment-4506 Doubtful. The real costs are being obfuscated. Doubtful. The real costs are being obfuscated.

]]> http://blog.marcd.com/2009/02/20/overwhelming-the-emerging-risks/#comment-4505 Mike Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:54:34 +0000 http://blog.marcd.com/2009/02/20/overwhelming-the-emerging-risks/#comment-4505 Bracelet at Tiffany's A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam How may we help you today?' Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little 'accident!', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.' AND WE WILL ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY DO THE SAME WHEN WE SEE THAT PRICE (TAX) TAG! Bracelet at Tiffany’s
A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam How may we help you today?’
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident!’, she asks, ‘Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’
He answers, ‘Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you the price.’
AND WE WILL ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY DO THE SAME WHEN WE SEE THAT PRICE (TAX) TAG!

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